Even when you're not trying to be sexual certain things we say can come off sooooo sexual. A woman said to me "Aww you're so cute I could just eat you up" and I said "Be careful now I'm full of bones." Talk about awkward and as a man, trying to explain what you really meant just makes it more freakishly awkward. I guess for us the little big head is always pulling the strings, making us their puppets even when we're not in the mood to play.